David Chang

"Growing up, no one ever told me, ‘Dave, you’re smart, you’re fast, you’re witty’—it was quite the opposite. I’m still so insecure, I feel like I’m Forrest Gump—I’m mildly retarded, and people are, like, ‘Look how far this guy has come!’ ”

- david chang as told to the new yorker

 

Read it in all its full glory here.  The stuff that comes out of his mouth... awesome.