Om nom nom nom...

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Amazing.. this is what happens when Cookie Monster twitters:

Cookie sitting next to me. How long can me resist? 1 mississippi, 2 mississ- dat enough torture! Om nom nom nom!

Today me tried new food: rice cakes. Dis must be cruel joke. Dey taste NOTHING like cake!

Me fell asleep eating cookies in bed. Me woke up feeling crummy.

Cookie haiku: Cookie, cookie, cook. Cookie, cookie, cookie, cook. Cookie, cookie, cook. (Me love poetry.)

Me had philosophical moment: what if there no such thing as cookies? What would dat make me? Dis stuff keep me up at night.