Match.com

"Aloha Ms. Yoo, I was looking through all these profiles here on the site thinking to myself "Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women..." and then I saw your ad and thought to myself "Hey, here's a poor, desperate, lonely woman that's actually CUTE..." so I thought I'd write and see if you're as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture..."
-dumb boy

You can bet your pants I didn't respond to that email.